Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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