I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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