i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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