thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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