Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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