Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
