I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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