Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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