Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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