I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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