I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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