so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
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