john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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