You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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