Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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