mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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