So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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