he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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