I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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