S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I am one with the molecules
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