I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Randomize
