Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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