I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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