Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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