Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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