I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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