she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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