And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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