wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
my being single is dangerous.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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