Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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