I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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