Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Randomize
