Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
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