Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
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