i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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