and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i will never coherently bang her
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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