it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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