Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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