I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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