Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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