I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
people are starting to question the shark bite story
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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