Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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