everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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