do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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