If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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