i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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