I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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