porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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