guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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