Fuck appropriateness.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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