So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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