So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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