Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
My balls are so social today.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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