Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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