lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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