You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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