his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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