The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I just want to make out with him forever
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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