Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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